lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".

"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."

by so i think i'm queen elizabeth September 10, 2008

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Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

by Lube Mobil wcty May 08, 2022

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Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

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t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom February 26, 2018

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