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-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.
Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?
by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024
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Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.
My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis
by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020
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High-ity

Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.

*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*
Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
by Cyr2Cold July 22, 2016
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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
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Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”
by lil baby p April 7, 2019
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Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad
Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis
by Sigma girl May 6, 2025
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The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.
I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy
by edawg444 January 10, 2025
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