Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch

Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.

by Chiccaa November 06, 2021

The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

itch-ray

also see: car slut definition #1. or car tart.

if booboo wasn't such an itch-ray, maybe he'd have a friend.

by boobah March 29, 2005

Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 16, 2025

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 19, 2011

itching powder

Slang for methamphetamine.

Hey, can you score some itching powder for this weekend?

by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022