fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

itch-ray

also see: car slut definition #1. or car tart.

if booboo wasn't such an itch-ray, maybe he'd have a friend.

by boobah March 29, 2005

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 19, 2011

Rage Itch

Vigorously itching your crotch after you rage quit.

I rage itch every time I see your face.

by BALLS TO THE FACE July 3, 2011

my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.

My pepe itches.

by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 10, 2011

Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010