A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.
Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
by badass101 April 09, 2009
One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.
by pacman man September 23, 2014
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
by Drebob35 April 16, 2017
Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
by LucyD_atlulutown.weird June 11, 2018
by enlargedguacamoleniggapenis January 27, 2021
A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
by cvejanoff July 16, 2018