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Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."
A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."
by HaoPhat September 1, 2012
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Instagator

Someone who says negatives about an instagram all the time just to be a hater.
"She's too fat!"

"You Instagator!"
by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016
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Instagram ass

When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.
Girl Posted she was doing squats everyday, she didn't . She had an Instagram Ass.
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
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the instagator

usually the instagator perches in the rats nest. where he tries to bwe cocky by beating noobs at chess. the instagator (poo stain) likes to hurt you if you make fun of him. he loves to come in roasty.
When sitting on a skiing chairlift the instagator will bring the bar down with exessive force and yell "comin in roasty"
by xxcorruptxx12 January 18, 2011
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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
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instagram thot

A girl or boy who can only get with boys or girls on social media and never actually see them in person
That girl is just Instagram thot I heard she's actually ugly in real life
by Bookboy April 20, 2016
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Instagram theme

The gayest shit you could ever have. Mainly used by perfectionists and girly girls. Really organized Instagram page.
You really need an Instagram theme.
The fuck I do, shut the fuck up bitch.
by OC_Ghetto_Gurl July 23, 2016
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