by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
Get the I identify as... mug.High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'
A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery
B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart
B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart
by __naux__ October 22, 2024
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The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024
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