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Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
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dripping in paint

A phrase used to describe someone who is so fresh, they may as well be wet paint. Someone who's drippin' in paint would also be expected to leave a large tip, just like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa.
Snoop: "I'm tippin like i'm dripping in paint"
Wiz: "wtf you talkin about snoop?"
Snoop: "I dunno I'm too high to explain, but I just left your pink slip as a tip."
by 3ngineer April 29, 2015
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paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.
Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!
by henry xxx August 18, 2007
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lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.
"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."
by dirtiersquirrel December 21, 2017
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Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.
Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush
by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008
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Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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