Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant

Look how cool the Australia army cadets are

by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023

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Australia

What can you expect, hmmm? Oh, let’s see…… Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent, with the least fertile soils. It is a megadiverse country, and its size gives it a wide variety of landscapes and climates, with deserts in the centre, tropical rainforests in the north-east, tropical savannas in the north, and mountain ranges in the south-east.
(And yes, that was from Wikipedia, lol.

Some person: Hey, you heard about Murray?
Some other person: Oh yeah, him? That australian. Heheh, yeah?
Some other other person: What are you going on about?
Some person: Murray, I think.
Some other other person: Oh, yeah, ok.

by WindmillToast4312 November 3, 2023

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mowing australia

shaving ones pubic hair

lets go sarah! hold on let me finish mowing australia.

by Pikach0x75 December 27, 2016

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Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

by Gobln February 2, 2023

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