iPhone Kid

A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.

Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"

Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."

Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."

by badass101 April 8, 2009

iphone 6+

One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.

Is that the brand new iphone 6+? It is totally s***!

by pacman man September 22, 2014

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

iPhone 12

iPhone 12 is a phone made by Apple, announced with other phones and HomePod mini.

they announced iPhone 12 on October 13

by HKPradil October 22, 2020

wow iphone

A reaction to being gifted an epic iPhone

Bob: here take this iPhone

Rob: wow iPhone

by enlargedguacamoleniggapenis January 27, 2021

Iphone alarm

The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.

Dave: *sound asleep*

Iphone alarm: *gose off*

Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school

by microdog May 31, 2021

iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018