A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
by Crashie-J February 14, 2021
Get the Hyper-phentilationmug. ⚠⚠(TRIGGER WARNING)⚠⚠ a fucking asshole who thinks that "grape" is funny and also gets hard from it.
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
Get the hypermug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Releasemug. When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.
by lamoodah January 8, 2022
Get the Hypermug. Hyper-cancel culture refers to a culture that emphasizes cancelling or shaming individuals who do not meet certain standards of intelligence or merit. This can lead to a situation where those who are not highly intelligent or successful are marginalized or excluded from opportunities.
In some workplaces or social circles, there may be a culture of hyper-canceling individuals who do not meet certain standards of intelligence or merit. This can lead to individuals feeling excluded or marginalized based on their perceived intelligence or abilities
by Phieyl February 19, 2023
Get the Hyper-Cancelmug. Bill “ Katie said she was into drag. But how can she do drag if she is a woman”
Ted “ She’s a hyper drag”
Ted “ She’s a hyper drag”
by Donatello329 October 30, 2023
Get the Hyper dragmug. The use of such extreme exaggerations that the simple word "hyperbole" is insufficient -- especially found in partisan political discourse and within the mass media.
The media attacks on President Trump, Republicans and conservatives have soared into a world of hyper-hyperbole.
by LarryHorist June 16, 2018
Get the Hyper-hyperbolemug.