hooker bag

the trash bag you keep in your trunk to put the hooker in after you kill her because you realized how ashamed you are of yourself for doing things with her

John left his hooker bag in the front seat and got busted

by hooker killer 1976 November 16, 2016

filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates

Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen

by rl1634 January 20, 2009

Hooked

When a person (the 'Hooker') starts stringing along someone who they know is romantically interested in them, turning them down while still leaving a small possibility of a relationship (with excuses such as "It's a bad time at the moment"). In reality however the Hooker is really waiting for someone more desirable to become available (with the person on the receiving end being the 'Hookee'). The Hooker may also use the Hookee to enjoy some of the benefits of a relationship (such as paying for nights out).

Dave: So, did you ask Jen out?

Marty: Yes, she said she really likes me but isn't looking to date 'at the moment'.

Dave: Aw man, she's got you hooked!

by WatcherMark September 21, 2012

hook it up

to make something happen

Can I get a shot of your liquor?
- Hook it up nigga!
AwwRiiight!!
- Fo' sho!

by Dirty October 26, 2003

myspace hooka

a person who likes to be on myspace about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. They are preferbley women but can be those "emo gentlemen". They are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. They usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make pornographic faces or acts. Leading a "myspace hooka life" is not a way to live, it is worst then doing Heroine and even acts of prostitution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.

Julia: "Tiffany gurrl c'mon I came over here to go to da clubs and bump and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you've been checking yo myspace for 4 hours now and you didn't even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe."

Tiffany: "you just trippin' I just posted a new picture and I need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!"

Julia: "whatev hoe you ain't nothing but a myspace hooka, I'm leaving trick I wanna get my freak-a-leak on and I can't do that with you attatched to that damn computer peace Biatch!"

Tiffany: "your just hatin' 'cause I gots mo friends than you do and I'm pretty and I ain't got a weeve slut!"

by Adri! at the waffle house June 14, 2006

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ur ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".

by P-TUR PAN February 23, 2011

hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore.

Guy A:"Did you hook up with the guys last night?"
Guy B:"Yeah. Guy C hooked us up."
Guy A: "Was Girl 1 there? Y'all should hook up."
Guy B: "She hooked up with me after. We, like, hooked up."
Guy A: "So...did you hook up?"
Guy B: "No."

An actual conversation, heard on the Chicago CTA.

by Scrivv July 28, 2009