When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.
by BeahBeah May 10, 2024

That loud, drawn-out or short sound that a person makes when they cannot hear someone. (e.g. "Hah?")
They were honking at each other like traffic because they couldn't hear each other over the noise of the party.
by Loafbud March 17, 2019


Verb, Honk, To Honk
A Word used to convey Emotion and Neutrality. Alt. Used as a Greeting. Alt. Used to show Your presence, without contributing to a conversion.
Forms:
Honk - Nothing, Greeting.
Honk. - Bored, Empty.
Honk? - Confused, Lack of Knowledge.
Honk! - Excited, Happy.
A Word used to convey Emotion and Neutrality. Alt. Used as a Greeting. Alt. Used to show Your presence, without contributing to a conversion.
Forms:
Honk - Nothing, Greeting.
Honk. - Bored, Empty.
Honk? - Confused, Lack of Knowledge.
Honk! - Excited, Happy.
by MysteriousPhantom April 4, 2024

I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts
by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023

by white-er moe July 9, 2021

When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.
Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.
Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.
Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.
by JTMcNugent September 16, 2022
