Bitch ass hoagie

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy

Look at brendon, what a bitch ass hoagie

by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

Cool- Ass Honkie

A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.

"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".

by Aust January 15, 2018

New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag

*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick

by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025