John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

heffer111

coolest man in the world, best at everything. has a large penis

Man, I wish I as cool as heffer111.

by notheffer111 March 30, 2003

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008

heffer111

you all suck

Heffer

by notheffer111 August 4, 2003

Heiffer

A heiffer is a stupid person. Complete assholes who's life is made up of pissing people off. Specifically used by people who live on farms.

Yo how's life for manure boy
Shut the fuck up ya city boy heiffer

by RIP city slickers March 9, 2018

hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009