harodey

everlasting love and passion for shrek

MMMMM I JUST HARODEY FOR SHRECK

by 69keychange May 17, 2022

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harodey

the word that describes the undying support and passion for big daddy shrek

Man - “i just really harodey for big papa Shrek”
Woman - “Me too!”

by 69keychange May 17, 2022

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Harald (røverland) is an eating monster that will quite litarly eat whatever it sees. Harald is from "røverland" where its filled with stealing goblins and adidas wearing europeans. Røverland is a dangerous place

dam boy he eats alot he must be a harald (røverland) ivo

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

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Harod

Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...

Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"

Guard "Harod?"

Harod "AH! Ye... What?"

Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."

Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"

Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"

Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."

Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."

Jesus "Yeah, what's up."

Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"

Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."

Harod "So... You're making fish?"

Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."

Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱

Jesus 😐

Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"

Guard "Uh... I..."

Harod "What are your going to do?"

Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."

Harod "Wine?"

Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."

Harod "Bread? A bread man?"

Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."

Harod 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod 😨

Guard 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."

Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"

Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."

Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."

Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."

Guard "Um... Do you...?"

Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."

Guard "... Ok..."

*Jesus and the guard walk off*

Harod "Ooooo shit..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

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