An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.
She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.
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Get the hanser mug.The act of beating off after catching a predator on national tv, then returning home to satisfy yourself while watching the playback.
I practice hansonbation every Wednesday night after tuning in to see sexual predators caught on television.
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Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
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Get the Hanse’s Closet mug.1. The old name for the city now called Seoul, in Korea.(South Korea to be specific) The name Hanseong originated from Chinese culture, at a time where the Chinese sphere of influence was huge. The city's name was only changed to Seoul after South Korea became independent.
2. A Korean person's first or last name.
2. A Korean person's first or last name.
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