Hasel

Hasel other wise known as “hazel” pronocued the Sam exact way. AINT NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE

“ Annie haselrig”

by Hahdidnr December 23, 2018

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

Hamel

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.

by Yikes. February 13, 2017

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008