Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016

Remington Haircut

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.

Kurt Cobain got the Remington Haircut.

by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025

jaylins haircut

Great/fantastic/looks good

Jaylins haircut looks fantastic

by Cool guy 1234568 February 21, 2021

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023

Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022