Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
Guido good guy best friend for life.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?
B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?
B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-
by Navidad0508 November 23, 2021
The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!
Example:
Example:
by JeongukAnti October 12, 2020
Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
by Guidette101 November 13, 2015
Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 04, 2022