guapless

absence of funds; lack of guap

I need me a job cause I'm guapless and I need to pay for my weave.

by p0l3 July 14, 2007

Guappo

Guappo (plural: guappi) is a historical Southern Italian criminal subculture and informal term of address in the Neapolitan language, roughly analogous to or meaning thug, swaggerer, pimp, braggart, or ruffian.

Sir Guappo: “Yeah, bitch, I’m a Guappo and I’m really with the shits.”

by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block March 26, 2022

Guap

to apply in an, aggressive generous manner

Tomorrow morning I'm going to have to guap some vaseline on that shit.

by N8Dawg91 October 29, 2010

guap

A Mexican Man {Whore}

Paco: Yo Ese, that Zac Efron sleeps with everyone
Jorge: Si compadre, he's a guap

by Sophie and Jenny August 21, 2007

guap

A negative term for an Italian man.

Look at that guap struttin down da avenue.

by Kyle B yo January 15, 2008

Held at gunpoint

When you f**k a girl in her ear

"Dude, I had her totally held at gunpoint last night!"
"How was it?"
"Awesome...until I prematurely fired."

by MerdNerd May 19, 2010

Guanophobia

Fear of being shit on, esp. when inactivity causes it to accumulate.

His guanophobia leads him to strive for achievement so excrement would only accumulate on the statues built in his honor.

by TheArtistFormerlyUnknown June 26, 2018