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ariola granola

ariola granola, aka ariana grande, aka the most beautiful and amazing person in the world shes so cute and sweet i love her so much hhh
by thiccqueenoli May 30, 2019
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geno

An expression of happiness, victory, and anything that stands for good.
You are golfing and score a hole in one. Geno!!!
by Alex Sieberkrob October 10, 2007
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Granola whore

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.
L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.
by KT_R October 3, 2008
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granolaed

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola
It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.
by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007
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Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.
I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.
by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010
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Neurological genocide

When the brain is forced in extreme situations to eliminate an emotion or feeling a neurological genocide takes place. This can be done consciously or subconsciously.
His fear rejection left him in a magnificent neurological genocide when he met his future wife.
by BeardedBlackBelt September 22, 2010
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ping pong genocide

When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.
Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...
by aisha12 January 23, 2011
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