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granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014
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Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 29, 2014
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granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.
Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.
by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014
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Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.
Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.
by Granny economics July 19, 2014
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granny square

A grandmother's private square.
'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'
by Babs x2 October 26, 2013
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granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.
Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.
by tootrue March 20, 2015
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Granny Sack

Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout
by GrannySacks4Life July 13, 2015
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