Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen

Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"

by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010

gift horse in the chin

When you are not grateful and a little mean.

He tried to help her with the guy she liked, but she got mad and looked a gift horse in the chin.

by bgag2783 December 28, 2011

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be.

by Teo Acosta September 4, 2008

giftcarder

A person who trades, buys, or sells gift cards. This exchange occurs to either obtain a different card through trades, receiving cash for a retail gift card, or simply receiving a discount through a purchase. Typically, these consumers, customers, or business persons are all looking to ultimately gain in the exchange of gift cards.

giftcarder, giftcarders, discount gift cards, cheap gift cards,

by giftcarder November 8, 2009

Gift Spoon

The offer made by girls looking to be held and cuddled to guys who are not there boyfriend or they are not wanting to have sex with. Guys hate this.

Hey I saw that girl's car over at you place last night were you closing the deal??

Naaa Man all she offered was a gift spoon.

Ahh shit thats cold at least she could have gave you a little spork job

by Gift of nothing September 11, 2009

gift of clothes

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!

i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009