get the piano off your back 

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

get the piano off your back by kauz381 November 29, 2007

get my rocks off

orgasm

The first thing i had to do was finger myself and get my rocks off before i got any more stressed

get my rocks off by Anonymous June 15, 2002

get the scorpions off your nipples 

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

get the scorpions off your nipples by BABYOIL March 23, 2012

Get your socks off 

The more modern, cooler version of the saying 'Get your rocks off'. "Getting your socks off" leaves you feeling light, happy & joyous (aka getting laid).

"So I heard Stu is coming over tonight and you are going to get your socks off!"

Get your socks off by yourmom107 March 29, 2015

get his rocks off

when a man releases his cum

He doesn't love you, he just wants to get his rocks off.

get his rocks off by suzy & claire August 26, 2006

get your kit off 

take off your clothes

Come here and get your kit off, sweetie

get your kit off by copman January 8, 2012

Get Your Hand Off It 

Australian phrase:
1. A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

2. A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.

"You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!"
"Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen."

Get Your Hand Off It by arkanis50 January 7, 2005