Full Hard

the act of going big no matter what the situation is. Usually people who get full hard do so with a can of bud light and a fifth of fireball. Also no one knows if fullhard is one word or two.

What are we doing phil? Getting fucking full hard!!!!

Did you see my cack it was full hard!

Rule 1.1 No matter the situation always get fullhard

by Fullhard pres September 18, 2014

full marching band

When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.

"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"

by fat owlbert April 23, 2016

Full Senz

A wanker with no respect for other people or belongings. Will generally use any excuse to backstab other people.

I can't believe they borrowed my car, broke my mirror, scratched the door and didn't even tell me. They are Full Senz.

by Codforsaken April 20, 2017

full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.

Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!

by TreeDogg June 14, 2017

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

Full Uncle Ellis

To do the fullest of sends with utmost aggression

"Damn dude you went full Uncle Ellis on that traffic cone dude"

by Jax Snax June 6, 2019