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totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"
Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"
by Discomania June 18, 2011
mugGet the totes ma goatesmug.

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.
Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah
by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010
mugGet the Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brahmug.

Tote

I always tote that choppa

You tote sticks ?
I tote guns
by slvt4th33st@llion October 13, 2021
mugGet the Totemug.

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.
Would anyone like to smoke a tote?
by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015
mugGet the Totemug.

tote

basically a man who is fruity or seen as gay because of the way he pulls his bag over the shoulder. This can be used towards sassy men as well. SASSY MEN PANDEMIC 2022.
that man is such a tote.

omg ur such a tote, like be a man.
by carpetmeow November 22, 2022
mugGet the totemug.

Totes Molotes

Totes Molotes is to agree with someone. Verbally agreeing
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger

Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
by CATKID June 2, 2022
mugGet the Totes Molotesmug.

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
mugGet the scrote-totemug.

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