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Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.
*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."
by izljn January 1, 2018
mugGet the Catmug.

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(
jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"
by nolifejim November 23, 2020
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cat

E-maaaaaaaaaddddddddd
electronically mad
likes mountain dew adds

hates salads and potatoes
fails music assessments
cat = animal
by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022
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cat

We hanging this Saturday. You best not cat
by ihavethehighground June 2, 2019
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Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S
Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.
by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020
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