Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

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Flirtsturbating

The act of talking one's self up in an effort to win over a potential companion by flirting for them; flirting with yourself for another person.

"Yeah I was texting Josh and he kept telling me how cute he looked in his new Instagram picture."

"That's just like Josh, always flirtsturbating."

by Flirtsturbator January 14, 2015

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flirt whore

Someone who enjoys flirting, serious and playfully. Not similar to attention whore. If attention is given to a flirt whore it is not begged for nor is it implied the flirt whore wants attention. Simply enjoys playful banter with people.

That flirt whore is always hitting on everyone!

by DefinitionGuru May 1, 2015

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