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x flex

when someone you know gets the iphone x and tries to show it off in any situation possible
Brad: Yo, can someone take a picture of me?
Chad: I gotchu bro!
Ryan: Actually, I’ll take it because my camera has better quality.
Brad+ Chad: Stop x flexing.
by chickenlover69420 December 25, 2018
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intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.
at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."
by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019
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Twist-a-flex

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.
(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.

(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.

(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?
by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010
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Twitchmaster Flex

A nickname for someone that twitches, or is really fidgety.
Man, he was fidgeting with his lighter all day, hes a Twitchmaster Flex.
by Mazzocchi November 7, 2005
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Androgynous Flex

Flexing on both sexes; A flex so amazing that every man and woman wants to fuck you, every child wants to be you, every elder respects you.
"To get that girl you need to not only flex... You need to pull off the Androgynous Flex"

"Wtf is the Androgynous Flex"
by NippleGuy25 October 13, 2019
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tyrannosaurus flex

Someone who is so ripped, they could kill a dinosaur just from punching it in the ovaries.
Random Australian Guy - "Ay mate did ya see that guy in the gym benching 4 plates?"
Random non-Australian Guy - "Ah yeah he was such a tyrannosaurus flex."
by Mr. Micro Penis February 24, 2017
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Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.
Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.
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