Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call

by awhorea March 1, 2021

Twist-a-flex

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.

(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.

(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.

(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?

by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010

Twitchmaster Flex

A nickname for someone that twitches, or is really fidgety.

Man, he was fidgeting with his lighter all day, hes a Twitchmaster Flex.

by Mazzocchi November 7, 2005

Androgynous Flex

Flexing on both sexes; A flex so amazing that every man and woman wants to fuck you, every child wants to be you, every elder respects you.

"To get that girl you need to not only flex... You need to pull off the Androgynous Flex"

"Wtf is the Androgynous Flex"

by NippleGuy25 October 13, 2019

tyrannosaurus flex

Someone who is so ripped, they could kill a dinosaur just from punching it in the ovaries.

Random Australian Guy - "Ay mate did ya see that guy in the gym benching 4 plates?"
Random non-Australian Guy - "Ah yeah he was such a tyrannosaurus flex."

by Mr. Micro Penis February 24, 2017

Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.

Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica July 4, 2018