Fiddledinker

Young people, teenagers for example, who are being goofballs instead of doing what their told.

"Hey! You fiddledinkers better quit fiddledinking before I make you run till your tongues drag.

by Coach Noval February 8, 2010

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Fiddle-jizz

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

Fiddler

A term to describe a nonce with ginger hair whose eye look in different directions

"Hey look there's fiddler!" "With ginger hair and bad eye sight"

by Deno muller March 21, 2022

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020