feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.

Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!

by PacMan000 November 29, 2014

mean feeds

a place to get a mad feed

typical student: oi mate I'm going to mean feeds wanna get a mad feed
another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now

by communistfrank April 10, 2018

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.

Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020