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Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025
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The Feds

5-0, police, the man, they on your ass.
by Graffitianni January 13, 2022
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Chip fed

To describe a person that’s a bit hefty and on the large side. Ie fat. Said in the same way As describing feeding an animal or livestock.
Chip as in the British potato fry more than the American potato chip.
“There’s definitely a chip fed look on the streets of Birmingham today isn’t there sue?”

“Now coming up on the right side, a chip fed monstrosity from Sunderland looking to do some real downright damage”
by Pat Dry July 2, 2025
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Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'
"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"
by VivaLaMission December 4, 2024
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FED SLOP

A term coined by Candace O when the FBI or 3 letter government aganecies give the public garbage information or deliberate lies meant to be misleading.
I don't believe they are giving the full truth they are dishing up Fed Slop.
by RottenBen December 10, 2025
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 March 13, 2011
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