As the feeder spread his 600lb gf's legs you could see the rash of facne in-between her rolls of fat.
by Unladylike January 20, 2011
Get the Facne mug.A short, humorous story directly relating to the female genitalia. Formed by a portmanteau of the words anecdote and fanny.
If I had ten pence for every time she's told the fanecdote about her clit ring and the industrial magnet I'd have £2.40.
by Zipp Von Faffenritter December 20, 2012
Get the Fanecdote mug.That bumper sticker that says "I heart vag" could actually backfire against that hit in a "methinks thou protesteth too much" sort of way and actually become a fagnet.
by rock and roll Dr. May 22, 2013
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A female who is very obviously irresistible to gay men, the word being a combination of the now rather dated FAG HAG and MAGNET; such a woman is usually surrounded by an entourage of poofery.
You could not get near Ms Midler for the hordes of effete young men who surrounded her. She is clearly a FAGNET!
by AHBgoingaround May 11, 2014
Get the Fagnet mug.A magnet depicting homosexual acts and/or homoerotic images. Thanks to Kevin Thornberry for coining this phrase.
by vinnro June 2, 2015
Get the fagnet mug.1. It is when you bump into a family member in public and they pretend that they do not know you and vice versa.
2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.
2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.
FAMNESIA
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Fam's friend: Hey isn't that your cousin?
Fam's cousin: *waves ecstatically*
Fam: *looks cousin in to the very depths of their soul* Nope. Don't know them.
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Mother: We are off to visit your uncle (insert name here) in the hospital!
You: ....who the heck is that???
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Fam's friend: Hey isn't that your cousin?
Fam's cousin: *waves ecstatically*
Fam: *looks cousin in to the very depths of their soul* Nope. Don't know them.
2.
Mother: We are off to visit your uncle (insert name here) in the hospital!
You: ....who the heck is that???
by W0rdPl@y September 13, 2016
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