When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by CBD1972 November 12, 2008
Get the Oriental Expressmug. by Homme Bik March 11, 2004
Get the eastern expressmug. when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice
by big mama man September 11, 2010
Get the polar expressmug. A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.
My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
Get the Pineapple Expressmug. Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught
by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016
Get the Polar Expressmug. by Patty Blackout Express June 11, 2011
Get the blackout expressmug. The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)
If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)
by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018
Get the Pony-Expressmug.