Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019

Evan

Hottest guy you’ll ever meet with a big dick and really knows how to please you. So sexy yet so adorable with his beautiful eyes and cute little nose. Best boyfriend in the entire world facts ❤️

Evan is so sexy !

by Mariah415 April 9, 2019

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019