Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend

Evan is gay lol

by anonymous November 29, 2019

EVAN

A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee

evan has a foot fetish lol

by You’re fucking dumb July 27, 2019

Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019