Blame-Eater

Blame-Eater:

A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.

John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."

by JaneGordon.com February 2, 2023

pumpkin eater

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this

Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins

by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

sun-cream eater

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.

"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

by the bearded clown July 26, 2010

The Enterprise

A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.

"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"

Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."

by TheInstitute May 27, 2010

Easter Bunny

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.

The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!

by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007

enteropy

enteropy is when
people can't
seem to type
for very
long
without pressing
the enter
key.

it is
a leading cause of
signal to noise
loss
in online
chat sessions
second only to
ASL???!!
CTC?!?!?!
and
PRESS 6969 TO CHAT!!1

<Friend> hey man
<Friend> like
<Friend> i was wondering
<Friend> if you can help
<Friend> see
<Friend> i got this problem
<Friend> i cant seem
<Friend> to stop pressing
<Friend> enter
<Friend> help me
<Friend> please!
<You> DUDE! Would you lay off the enteropy?!
Think about what you're going to say before you press enter! :F

by Raccoon August 12, 2004

Courtesy Enter

A "Courtesy Enter" is sending of an IM message sooner than the entire intended message is actually written, in case of writing a larger wall of text or poor writing skills. The sender thus relieves the other party of waiting too long to receive the message, allowing them to remain focused on the correspondence by keeping a steady flow of new information.

You're chatting. The other party is typing something for ages.

You: Courtesy Enter?

Result: You get a part of the whole message, your friend continues to type the rest

by SoulSample January 31, 2010