A 400 year old region in the northeastern United States named after England (no shit!).
It contains the states of Massachusetts (the cultural heart of the region), Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. New England is hilly and verdant and full of old-growth forests. Massachusetts has its baseball, Rhode Island has its beaches, Maine has its lobster, New Hampshire has its cows, and Vermont has its skiing.
Perhaps Connecticut USED to be a part of New England, but now its just "New" New Jersey -- complete with big-haired soccer moms, guidos with gelled up hair, gaudy "mcmansion" subdivisions, Yankees and Giants fans, vast parking lots, garbage dumps, strip malls, NYC rail stations, and rivers of raw sewage. Connecticut is far from the green pastures (literally) of the true New England.
Unlike the New Yorkish Connecticut people, real New Englanders pride themselves in being modest, educated, and making yummy clam chowdah. They also take great pride in their sports teams.
It contains the states of Massachusetts (the cultural heart of the region), Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. New England is hilly and verdant and full of old-growth forests. Massachusetts has its baseball, Rhode Island has its beaches, Maine has its lobster, New Hampshire has its cows, and Vermont has its skiing.
Perhaps Connecticut USED to be a part of New England, but now its just "New" New Jersey -- complete with big-haired soccer moms, guidos with gelled up hair, gaudy "mcmansion" subdivisions, Yankees and Giants fans, vast parking lots, garbage dumps, strip malls, NYC rail stations, and rivers of raw sewage. Connecticut is far from the green pastures (literally) of the true New England.
Unlike the New Yorkish Connecticut people, real New Englanders pride themselves in being modest, educated, and making yummy clam chowdah. They also take great pride in their sports teams.
From an actual Boston area radio show transcript (talking about politics in New England):
"...let's be real Connecticut, is part of New York not New England."
"...let's be real Connecticut, is part of New York not New England."
by Andrew McGuiness August 12, 2009
Get the New England mug.Like any other country, England has its flaws; many Chavs in gangs roam the streets, there are riots, there are those that believe they are superior.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
Prejudiced person: England's people are arrogant, horrible people, milking anything theyve got.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
by Patriotismofengland March 10, 2011
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A country that invented the english language but to this day still butchers the shit out of it.
Also, a place where dental hygene is not practiced.
Also, a place where dental hygene is not practiced.
"That girl from england had some F***ed up teeth!"
"That bloke is bugger in my bum!" -english douche
"That bloke is bugger in my bum!" -english douche
by Ishboo June 28, 2006
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England is the best country in the world
by Jeniee November 10, 2007
Get the England mug.Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.
dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull
by changus emangus March 9, 2008
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