Empty Shell

To get all your cum sucked out and u cant bust a load

Damn my girl just gave me a empty shell and ir fell so fucking goood

by Scott Hillegass April 27, 2004

empty hearted

Someone self centered and can't comprehend the feelings of others. All they care about is their self and no matter what anyone does for them, they them selves can't return the favor.

An empty hearted girl killed her unborn baby in order to make her life more convenient.

by Xoriel March 9, 2014

Empty Barrel

A person of substandard IQ, known for wearing cowboy hats designed by Elton John.

That Florida congresswoman, she's a real empty barrel.

by Chulainn October 22, 2017

Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

empty banana

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.

Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.

by leagator January 4, 2018

the empty twinkie

after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie and have her eat that shit in front of you. This is the empty twinkie.

bitch! go get a twinkie and eat that shit with my man juices. the empty twinkie

by Zepster February 10, 2008