it's how people from Michigan or Minnesota pronounce important. They really can't help it. Someone from Michigan might come up with the lame excuse of it being a 'Michigander thing' Truth is it sounds funny and makes for good comedic relief. It's often always a good idea to ask someone from Michigan to pronounce Important for you or any word for that matter.
A: what's the latest on the super collider?
Mr. Pinecone: blah blah blah..........for 10 minutes
A: that sounds really empor-ent
D: hahahahahahh
A:what's so funny?
Mr. Pinecone: blah blah blah..........for 10 minutes
A: that sounds really empor-ent
D: hahahahahahh
A:what's so funny?
by Les Lions Indomptable April 18, 2010
Get the empor-ent mug.A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
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a can or bottle of soda which still has one or two drinks remaining, but can still be considered empty by calling it stephanie empty.
by divergrace May 1, 2010
Get the stephanie empty mug.The opposite of closed minded. Taking in any new information as the truth, without any objective analysis whatsoever.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Example:
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
by Urban Dictionary March 25, 2009
Get the Empty Minded mug.Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
Get the Former FedEx Employee mug.The thing that everyone in lower management and up knows will get the employees motivated. Usually made of wood or copper due to cost constraints, but some have been known to not be sticks at all but rather electrical cords to deep fryers and or fans that once kept the kitchen cool but now don't work anymore.
Worker 1 "Hmm hmm standin' around collecting time....ah wait.." as the manager walks around the corner, carrying the mighty copper stick and glaring at worker 1.
Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.
Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.
Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
by Zero-Sama November 26, 2007
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