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Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.
They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.
by AR2021 July 4, 2021
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Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021
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Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy
by Rafdude May 28, 2022
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Iranian Emerald

An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.

The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."
by solnava October 28, 2022
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Die eier-legende Wollmilchsau

German, literally "the wool milk sow which can lay eggs". Figuratively used to descrive someone or something that possess all good qualities which you might ever wish to find in a person or object. Mostly used ironically to express the idea that nobody is perfect. No object either.
Paula:"Man kann ja nicht 'nen Mann finden, der gut aussieht, der klug ist, der 'nen guten Jobb hat und der gut Sex machen kann!"
Orchidea:"Ja nö? Das wär' mal die eier-legende Wollmilchsau!"

Paula:"It's impossible to find a beautiful man, who's also smart, has a good job and can make awesome sex!"
Orchidea:"IKR! That would be the wool milk sow which can lay eggs!"
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny September 14, 2022
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The Emerald Tubby

The Emerald Tubby also called Emerald, is an animation Youtuber mostly focused on Slendytubbies and FNaF content. They make videos of their OC's and others, and are known for series like Arlind's Life, FNaF Origins, Trinity's Life, and more. She is a basic copy of Flora Slendy and her old animations back in the day.
Hey have you heard of when Spidey Fan 9,000 ranted about The Emerald Tubby?
by robamn March 22, 2023
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My Names Elmer

A word that elmer uses to describe his name in the series of elliot goes to school.

Other people use this to describe their name to.
Person 1: Whats your name?
Person 2: My names Elmer

How Elmer from elliot goes to school says it
Person 2: MY NAMES...ELMER!!
by The Shiny Charizard February 14, 2014
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