thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

Daddy Dumbass

A founding father of any given field who was terribly incorrect, but is worshipped nonetheless.

Freud is the Daddy Dumbass of psychology.

by UwU.ai September 3, 2020

dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

Dumbass Nostalgia

Just like normal nostalgia, but when you remember a time when you were a dumbass instead.

Jake: "Dude I just remembered that time in 7th grade I dated Meghan."

Will: "Ew that ugly bitch?"

Will: "That's some serious dumbass nostalgia, Jake."

by asadaa October 23, 2010

Dumbass-o

The spanish translation for Dumbass.

That man is a dumbass-o

by Karosu January 12, 2009

Dumbass-ery

Dumbass-ery means that there is too much dumbass('s) for a human to handle.

Someone: my discord mental health server got deleted that saved people from killing themselves because my school thought it was "NoT sAfE"

Someone2: This is dumbass-ery

by LookWhoFinallyWokeUp March 26, 2021

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020