De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

by Noresun2noAmy2 December 18, 2021

Blocky's Funny doings International

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court

This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International

by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

scooby dooing

inadvertently adding an r in a word

scooby dooing would be like saying "it's 8 ocrock in the morning"

by bidnezgrl September 11, 2013

Doing an Adam

Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.

A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.

Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".

The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.

Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?

Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.

Joe: Why did you take it off?

Matt: I was doing an Adam.

Joe: Ah, of course.

by SellyOakRam August 23, 2011

dating sites

Bunch of cat fishing cucks

Dude1-I got cat fished on so many fucking dating sites.
Dude2-Same.

by ER-SH November 19, 2017

penny stock dating

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.

"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."

by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014