dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003

Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.

Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!

by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011

Dick Dock

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.

He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.

by VPáJV May 19, 2010

docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.

"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"

by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008

space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo

"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"

by amn23 March 2, 2009

dock head

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

by pesci180 November 20, 2013