David Berg

Founder of a cult in the late 60's called Children Of God, later called "The Family" now known as TFI (The Family International). Berg was an anti-semetic pedophile who encouraged the women of his cult to lure in new members with sex. The phrase he coined for this practice was called "Flirty Fishing" or "FF". He made a perverse child raising guide with sexual photographs of his adopted son, Ricky Rodriguez who killed himself and another member in 2005. The Family International currently has over 10,000 members. Berg died in 1994 at the age of seventy-five. Good riddance. All religions are brainwashing cults, some just happen to be socially acceptable unlike TFI.

Lets go dig up David Berg and sodomize his corpse.

by ImaginaryGod February 1, 2009

david boreanaz

An actor from the spin off show from buffy the vampire slayer, angel. Playing a vampire with a soul trying to redeem himself and help the helpless in LA.

I loved david boreanaz in the movie Valentine

by Paige Kelly December 12, 2007

david sedaris

God.

Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.

Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space

by Quetzalli Martinez February 24, 2005

David

A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a boss. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.

Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy."
Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."

by tastyboo June 29, 2011

David

David is everything he knows he is, but still seeks the love of others. His heart is as deep as his mind, and he yearns to share it with those around him. Tall, kind-hearted, daring, handsome but shy; he could go days, months, or years waiting to tell the person he wants that it's him they deserve. Consider the David you meet to be one of a kind, get to know him, and treat him that way; he'll return the favor.

I kept chasing pointless things, and then I found David.

by Catholic<3 January 15, 2013

David Piefer

Hagerty Huskies football team bitch. He takes so much shit from people, and cries so much. Everyone wants to kick his ass. And his brother is a fat fucking bitch. Everyone wants him dead to.

Austin " Hey you know David piefer the team bitch right?

Joseph " Yeah, that faggot piefer, such a team bitch."

by Hagety Rootbeer August 5, 2008

david firth

A great animator from Britain who's "Salad Finger" series has made him sort of an internet phenom. I particularly enjoy his use of drawing on paper then animating it as in "Black and White Cartoon" Series. Genius, one funny fucking genius, and his sick twisted humor is especially funny to me at least.

Me: Let's watch Salad Fingers
Jeff: NO! It creeps me out
Me: Fine, we'll just watch Black and White Cartoon about Berries.
Jeff: Okay then..
Me: David Firth is a genius, where does he come up with this shit?

by Fantastic Dan September 28, 2005