Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Destructive Friendship

A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Non destructive riot

A step between a protest and a full out riot. Non destructive riots are protests that cause significant disruptions but non violent.

Operation gridlock and protesters who block roads are considered non destructive rioters.

by VisibleSpectre October 3, 2020

Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings

n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

reputation destruction

When a man or woman(usually women) use social media to make a man or woman feel less about themselves due to certain circumstances.

She or he used reputation destruction to make herself look better over social media

by BrotherBear March 28, 2022

Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.

“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”

by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010