derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

fag derek

Fag derek is the gayest person you’ll ever meet. More gay that that one fag with booty shorts

Fuck fag derek

by Legend definitions May 7, 2018

Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

derek babin

The best guy you could have your heart stolen by. He respects your opinion and your decisions, never wants to leave your side, respects your personal space. To know if he really loves you or not, when he is around you he always ends up smiling or laughing or just staring into your eyes...and when this happens, you will feel butterflies and get tingly and have a sensation no other guy could bring to you.

Also, someone who it takes them a while to figure out who is the one for him so he might date you multiple times :)
{goes well with an Abby or Abigail ;)}

girl:"You're dating Derek Babin again?"

you:"Yeah :) He makes me feel so special and loved just by hearing my name come out of his mouth...wouldn't you date someone like that for you?"

by Sweet Lover August 22, 2014

Go Derek!

An expression of congratulations.

After going to the gym, I look at myself in the mirror, pumped my first and yelled, “Go Derek!”

by Mr Monk March 3, 2020

Derek Watt

The definition of a middle child.

Forgotten while his brothers get the spotlight

Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?

Guy 2: You mean TJ?

Guy 1: No Derek Watt

Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?

Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.

Guy 2: No he is a middle child.

by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023

Derek D

Derek is a very kind and loving person. EVERYONE needs a Derek in their life. You can tell anything to him without feeling judged and he’ll be honest with what he says to you. He gives great advice , sometimes it’s too straight up. He’s always there for you no matter what. I love Derek he is the best person i’ve ever met in my life and I never want to lose him :)

~ C

person - “ hey Derek D can I talk to you about something serious ?”

Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”

by Monkey ! March 26, 2023