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Daniel is one of the kindest and cutest guy ever. He's very loveable and amazing at photograper! He's one of the best people you will ever meet, you'll always wanna be friends with him.
Person 1: Wow Did you see Daniel this morning?
Person 2: Heck yeah, he's such a cutie
Daniel by somisunmi0 August 26, 2020
A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Daniel by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Daniel is a white fat ass whore.
Daniel by Oopsiewoopsie September 6, 2020
This creature is the definition OF EVIL and represents everything that is unholy and satanic.
You see that DANIEL there, I'd be scared if I were you.
Daniel by ROC15 October 31, 2020
guitar 🤨
Person 1: Bro! did you see daniels swag new guitar?
Person 2: Yeah! thats all he talks about!!
Daniel by biggboobiebitch November 1, 2020
The man of your dreams. He will sweep you off your feet and make you fall in love forever. Once you find him never ever let him go, if you do you will regret it. Always seen with Summer who loves him more than words can describe.
"Wow who is that?"
That's Daniel
Daniel by wintertime000 November 5, 2020