licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

a dinosaur victrola

Old vinyl Disc player

A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens.

by Bugar Kings December 29, 2017

Dinosaur tag

A game played by males where one oils their buttocks and runs while the others chase and try to smack the oiled buttocks as hard as they can. An action called "cratering" or a "meteorstrike". This is done until the oil is removed, known as "extinction". The person that removes the last bit of oil (or dinosaurs) wins the game. This is often played as a sort of punishment if one of the "boys" breaks the "bro-code" in any form.

Alrighty boys, my butt cheeks are oiled and ready to play dinosaur tag.

by FootHandler December 20, 2020

cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!

by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex

"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."

by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016

plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick

person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not

by nessie-bitch November 20, 2020

Dinosaur nuggets

Very good food. Should buy at local store.

If you didn’t have them as a child, then you didn’t have one.

“Bro, how much do u like dinosaur nuggets”
“ yes”
“Ok let’s buy some”

by MiningDiamondsInMinecraft April 23, 2021