lean cuisine

when something is so horrible, that you begin to laugh & cry at the same time

mr. capriolla is such a sucky teacher, he would be the mac & cheese of lean cuisine.

by autumn freakin' turner November 28, 2007

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

Cubes

diamonds....probably derived from the slang "ice" also meaning diamonds.

Cubes on my neck....meaning, "I'm wearing a diamond necklace."

by highlifesipper July 29, 2006

CUBS

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.

The Cubs blew in again.

by J.Z. July 3, 2005

cubix rube

Its a toy cube that is CoLoUrFuL and slides to make all sides 1 colour or absoluteley demented patterns;it has 6 sides and each side has a different colour, the colours usually being: pink, orange, white,blue, green and yellow (doesnt apply to the spin-offs) first made by a certain gang in a school because their pronunciation is s*it,
This rube comes from a rubix cube that serves no purpose other than to make people rage however, if someone can solve it... they are a smart-ass who is a nerd.

Person 1:Dude is that a cubix rube?

Person 2:No its a rubix cube.

Person 1:Nah I'm pretty sure that its a cubix rube.

Person 2:The fuck?

by blu_blu_kalina February 16, 2019

poubelle cuisine

Punning French reference (appeared in one French movie, I forget which) to rubbishy food, especially oversold rubbishy food. A poubelle is a rubbish bin. Hence poubelle cuisine as opposed to nouvelle cuisine, geddit?

There, and we take the scrapings from the bin liner, mix it in with a few tabs of stale butter, microwave it for five minutes and they won't know the difference. Voila, poubelle cuisine.

by Fearman February 10, 2008